Paris Trashed In Austria

Paris Hilton is in Vienna to attend the city's annual Opera Ball. Remember, this is the ball that Britney was to be at, as well, but since their falling out the Brit was disinvited. Back to the point here, Vienna, the classy city, stayed true to it's name by throwing trash at Paris while she was signing autographs at the local mall. They threw cigarettes, gum, lipstick, bascially anything they could find and pelted Paris. Did this young lady break down and cry? No the trooper she is, dismissed the trashy incident and focused on her "fans" and how much she loves them and how much they love her. Now, that's the part which I find simply amusing is that she believes she has fans! This storage shed "sleaze" is soooo delusional and then actually states that she plans to "go to Africa" to give back to those less fortunate. Tell me Lord that this ain't so. Tell me Lord why she is still invited to all these high rollin' events. Tell me Lord why the hell am I even writing about her?