While K-Fed Does The Kentucky Derby

Britney Spears is advertising what's on her mind!

I do like this look the best...chuck the hats Brit!

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Britney, Girl, What Are You Thinking?

This must be Britney's check list every morning when she leaves homes.

Tacky Hat-Check

Even Tackier Wig-Check

Outrageous Outfit-Check

Fishnet Stockings WITH Holes-Check

Brown Boots-Check

Now, I'm reading to begin my day!



Oh & BTW, Britney had a date with Howie Daty.
This is the guy she was rumored to have
been romping in the bushes with at re-hab!



Check out Howie Day's Law Problems:

2004 -- Arrested for locking a woman in the bathroom
on a tour bus after she refused his sexual advances
2004 -- Arrested for breaking woman's cell phone
2005 -- Arrested for "interfering with a flight crew"
(translation: verbally abusing crew and kicking passengers' seats)
2006 -- Attended court-mandated alcohol counseling program

Looks like our Britney has picked another winner.

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K-FED Is Already Pissed Off At Britney

Britney Spears infuriated her ex-husband Kevin Federline by leaving their children at home with a nanny last weekend. The singer agreed to take care of Sean Preston and Jayden James over Easter - the first weekend she had spent with them since her rehab stint. However, Britney went out for five hours as she watched her reportedly new boyfriend Luke Walton play for the LA Lakers. She then headed out to shopping with friends. A source told the Sunday Mirror, "Kevin is very annoyed to say the least. He feels totally let down. You can see his point - here she is, it's just two days and she can't stay in with her kids?" Luke Walton denied rumours that he is dating the 'Toxic' singer, telling the LA Times, "The rumors aren't true."

I was just wondering to myself, why we haven't seen her out with the kids. We've seen her shopping, going to the basket ball games, eating sushi and last night hitting up the Hollywood hotspot Parc. If I was K-Fed, I'd be pissed too!

Hot New Couples Alert!!!

ASHLEE SIMPSON & PETE WENTZ
(No More Denying This One, Pete!)

LUKE WALTON & BRITNEY SPEARS



LAUREN CONRAD & CHRIS RICHARDSON



JASON MOMOA & LISA BONET



ANNE HECHE & JAMES TUPPER

source: People, GirlsTalkinSmack, JanetCharlton'sHollywood

Britney Pulls A Fast One!

Extra is reporting, "that as Britney Spears quietly checked out of rehab in Malibu Tuesday night, she used a decoy to attend an AA meeting in the L.A. suburb of Topanga."

Smart girl! That explains why there aren't any photos of her leaving (at least not yet), cause we all know the PAPS would have been on it, like bees on honey. And they thought they were, I’ve read several reports of everyone thinking she spent her last few hours at an AA meeting. You go Britney! See if one is creative, one can fool the PAPS!

Photos by Jeff Sciortino

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Tears For Spears Not Enough To Save Britney From A Romp In The Bushes

R&B star Jamelia showed her support for troubled singer Britney Spears by donning an outsize fluorescent tee-shirt bearing the slogan Tears For Spears during a gig at a London club. The singer, whose new single No More was released on Monday, says she knows how hard it is to be a pop star and a successful mother. "As a mum I know all about the pressures of juggling a music career with raising your children," revealed the mum-of-two. "Britney's obviously having a tough time and I hope she pulls it together," added the sympathetic British star, who later removed the shirt to reveal.


Unfortunately, no amount of tears seems to be able to save Britney, for reports are surfacing that Britney and her tennis partner were found frolicking in the foliage of the grounds and had to be separated by security staff.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she's been in the center a while. The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren't actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They're in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren't really encouraged."

Keep Your Fingers Crossed

TMZ has confirmed Britney Spears is back in rehab. We're told the singer is hoping three times is a charm. The emergency custody hearing that Kevin Federline wanted has been cancelled because of the new development. There will be no custody hearing today. Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children. We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in. Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week.

At least Kev has a heart. He could've gone forward with court proceedings today and gotten those kids. At least he is trying to lessen the stress on poor Mz. Spears. Hopefully this time, the PAPS won't find her and she can get the necessary help which she needs. Say a prayer for her! When you have addictions you need all the help you can get.

Source: TMZ

Sadness Rains....

TMZ has confirmed that Britney Spears has left rehab -- again.

As we first reported, the singer checked into Promises treatment center yesterday. But she just couldn't deal with it and left for home. It's the same story as last week, when Britney was in and out of rehab within 24 hours.

"EXTRA" is reporting that Spears tried to get into a tattoo parlor before going home but it was closed.

Source: TMZ

Britney Heads Back To Rehab

TMZ has learned Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. We're told the move came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in.

Spears entered the facility today.

Last week, Spears checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later.

To Britney: I wish you all the luck in this journey! Please stay there and take care of yourself! Addiction is one tough motherf$$ker to deal with
and is no laughing matter. I for one, hope she makes it and makes this her number one priority!

Source: TMZ

OMG!! Y'all

What can one say about this? A bold defiant rebellious statement of f$$k y'all? a cry out for help? post partum depression? a re-birth statement? God only knows what Britney is up to. It's just sad to watch someone with so much potential stumble through life like this. We all have stumbled we just don't do it with every Pap watching. But, then again, she could have shaved her head at home and brought in a tattoo artist and there would have been no PAPS around at all. So a shameless publicity stunt? Who knows? At this point Britney is the only one who knows why she is doing what she is doing. That is if she is coherent enough to grasp what she has done. Can you imagine waking up in the morning not remembering that you had cut off all your hair and looking in the mirror? You just might say "OMG Y'all" too!

Source: Perez Hilton (photo)