Chestica Simpson At It Again

What can I say but a porn star in the making....
too much red lipstick
too much tanner
too much boobs in our face.

Earlier in the week-end her beau,
John Mayer, played at the New Orleans Jazz Fest.

Then John made his way to NYC for the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala where he must have gotten a hair cut! He looks so much better:) Almost handsome and I've never thought that about him.

Why oh why is he with her?
Never and I mean never have I seen them walk side by side,
she is always about 10 steps behind him.
Note to John: Lose her soon!

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Bummer Dude!

Getting ready for a Santa Barbara weekend with galpal Jessica Simpson, singer John Mayer dropped his duffle bag out on the driveway, ran back in the house to retrieve something...and heard a loud "CRUUUNCH!" Racing outside, he saw that Jessica, totally unaware of the bag, had backed over it while reversing out of the garage - and destroyed a limited-edition video game console he'd been gifted with during his Japan tour. "OH, NO!... Not my console," howled John. Snapped Jessica: "Why was it on the ground, and not in the trunk?" John grudgingly admitted he was at fault, but he's inconsolable because the console's not yet available on the U.S. market. Just like a dumb blonde! Oh yea, she's not blonde anymore.

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Jessica Simpson Likes To Make Noise

The 'Employee of the Month' actress Jessica Simpson was seen having dinner with the American musician John Mayer in the romantic Italian city before heading back to the exclusive luxury Hotel de Russie. When they got back to their room the couple's energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls. A source revealed to More magazine: "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time. The source continued, "I couldn't believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."

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She's Never Looked Better

Ainsley Harriot with Jessica Simpson
Opening Day- Waxwork

at the 2007 Daily Mail

Ideal Home Show

And they choose for her to be a maid, like Jessica has ever dusted anything in her life!

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Mayer Rocks Madison Garden

Do we have a new guitar "God" on our hands?

Sources from last nights concert state, "John Mayer wowed fans with his guitar prowess and sensitive singing at Madison Square Garden. John has the ability to blend his impressive skills with the guitar to his abilities as a thoughtful singer-songwriter. And to the surprise of the fans, he was joined on stage for a special performance with Alicia Keys."

After the show John & his "girlfriend", Jessica Simpson, hug out at Stereo nightclub in the city.

Source: PlatformLaunch, JesusHeartsMusic, CelebrityMound, BricksAndStones

Jessica's Allergic To Cheese!!!

Jessica Simpson, spokesperson for Pizza Hut and star of their commercials, told Elle magazine: “She was still feeling not quite right, and an allergist delivered news that would chill the heart of anyone reared on Texan cuisine: She’s allergic to cheese. And wheat. Oh, and tomatoes, hot peppers, coffee, corn, and chocolate.

So, there ya go! Jessica is truly the walking statement for truth in advertising. How long do you think she'll keep this gig?

P.S. You can also rent Jessica Simpson for your pizza party for $400,000.

Source: Elle