How Did Prince Williams Spend His First Night As A Single Dude?

Prince William went out Friday night/Saturday morning, just hours before it was announced he broke up with girlfriend of five years Kate Middleton and he got shit-faced drunk! The newly single royal went out with some pals to hotspot Mahiki and spent over $22,000.00 in pricey booze. The Prince and his pals spent five hours drinking $1600 magnums of Dom Perignon champagne, $600 bottles of premium Belvedere Vodka and other drink cocktails, princes in the hundreds of dollars. William even spent some time on the dancefloor, drunk dancing to the Rolling Stones and others. "He was slumped in the corner looking miserable," said a spywitness. Bleary-eyed, Wills finally staggered out of the club at 3.30 am with a drinks stain visible on his brown corduroy trousers. That A Boy--go & drown your sorrows away!

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Rumors Swirl That These 2 Will Marry Soon

Pulling her towards him for a tender kiss and cuddle, Prince William shows he is more smitten than ever with girlfriend Kate Middleton. The future king's very public display of affection for the 25-year old comes amid fevered speculation that an engagement is due to be announced. They are currently holidaying with half a dozen friends and a handful of protection officers in the upmarket Swiss resort of Zermatt.

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Princes Prank GrandMa!

William and Harry have been accused of recording a bogus message on Queen Elizabeth II's answering machine.

The pair were asked for help by their regal gran when she was baffled by the technology. But she was reported to be mortified when she heard the end result.

"Hey wassup!" their message said. "This is Liz. Sorry I'm away from the throne. For a hotline to Philip, press one. For Charles, press two," the recording continued. "And for the corgis, press three."

According to The Daily Star, the Queen saw the funny side later when she thought about which VIP's might have heard the message. But her private secretary was not so amused. The paper says he almost fell off his chair the first time one of his calls was put through to the voicemail.