How Did Jack Nicholson Spend His Birthday?

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!

Jack Nicholson hired 70 scantily-clad waitresses to help celebrate his 70th birthday at a party costing almost a million dollars yesterday.The Departed star hired the young women -- one for each year of his life -- to keep guests "entertained" during the celebrity-packed birthday bash at his Hollywood Hills mansion, where he blew out candles on a seven-foot long cake. A guest says of the actor, who claims to have bedded over 2,000 women: "Everyone’s wondering just how many of the girls Jack already knows as well as a guy can know a girl -- if you know what I mean!" So if Jack's been sexually active since he was, say, 15 years old and has bedded 2,000 women, by my calculations that equals 36 conquests every year. No wonder they call him "Smilin' Jack."